It's the footage that the former Miss California filmed and discussed specifically to someday make her famous never wanted you to see.

The legendary tape has surfaced on FunnyorDie.com and it is a doozy.  And this is just the beginning of the Prejean Sex Parade. 

Turn down the speakers for this one; she's a yelper.

Carrie Prejean, former Miss California and a self-proclaimed crusader for free speech, says she regrets ever making the sex tape that has recently surfaced. Meredith Vieira asked Prejean a few questions about her upcoming...

Surveillance video of Lindsay Lohan's recent break-in shows that the "inside job" family is claiming may be accurate, as three burglars went for what may have been a sex tape and nude photos. We smell jackpot, people.

When the Commander-in-Cheif and the First Lady want to get some alone time, they had best not do it inside the White House.  The walls have ears (and eyes), you know.

Safe words. Certs. Chocolate guns (?). All are part of Craig Robinson's advice for men who want to get sexy in a big, big way.

We mean "Caught Having Sex," starring Andy Richter. Not "Caught having sex with Andy Richter." That's an important distinction.

If you're thinking of getting a little adventurous this weekend and, by some remote (read: likely) chance, your boyfriend wants to videotape you having sex with him, consider this great advice:  make the tape unwatchable. ...

In today's edition of "OMG, no WAY!", Paris Hilton admits that men use her for sex and money. She calls out old boyfriends who have hurt her in the past, especially Rick Solomon, who made and displayed a certain sex tape on...

Britney sure can pick 'em. Her ex Adnan Ghalib is alledgedly holding onto a sex tape featuring her and the legendary pink wig, but remains staunch that it will remain with him... until he gets a good offer. Who would've thunk...

Did scandalized former governor Eliot Spitzer's hooker Ashley Dupree make a sex tape for him? Or is this just footage from her Girls Gone Wild stint? Either way, it's on the internet, where you too can learn how Ashley can "...

We recommend you don't watch this PG-13 clip if you have a heart trouble or a weak stomach. Yep, "Mini Me" Verne Troyer has a sex tape. And yet, the Marilyn Monroe sex tape is a fake. Truly, there is no justice in the...

Check out this awesome recap of the Marilyn Monroe sex tape hoax, compiled by Mark Bellinghaus and reviewing every step of the vicious and misguided story created by Keya Morgan in order to promote his upcoming documentary....

Move over, Marilyn. A 40-year-old sex tape featuring guitar god Jimi Hendrix (or someone who looks just like him) and two brunettes has surfaced, to the surprise of, well, no one. A drug-addled rock star having dangerous and...

Can it be true? Does a sex tape of Marilyn Monroe actually exist? A private collector has chosen to sell a tape of the legendary sex symbol giving oral pleasure on an unidentified but very lucky man for $1.5 million dollars....