All we can say is if you don't understand why the return of a man in highwater pants and a red bow tie makes us Generation X types weak in the knees, you just aren't enough of a dreamer. 

We have a dream. We're rolling a big...

Maybe it was the fact he got his "mantlers" from Pee-Wee Herman, but Will Ferrell claims the birth of his two children pales in comparison to the honor of receiving Spike TV's Guys Choice Award. In his acceptance speech, Will...