
Only a true rebel would have the sagging balls to go back on everything he once stood for at the age of 70. And that man is John McCain. If only he did a 180 on abortion, agents of intolerance, tax cuts for the wealthy, and...
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We've been told by the GOP Powers-That-Be to keep mum about Bristol Palin's pregnancy. Fine, we'll let Sam Bee make that...umm what's the word...Alternative...Option...Something that rhymes with voice...
Anyhow, instead, we'...
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Hold on to your hats here, folks. The Daily Show uncovered evidence that Karl Rove may change his tune based on whatever best suits the politics of the moment. The shine is really coming off of that Turd Blossom isn't it?
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The Chosen One is here to save us.
And to deliver the front-runner for the "Best Late Nite Video of 2008."
Then, and only then, will the Circle of Life be fulfilled.








































Dear Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf,
On the occasion of your stepping down, it feels as through we hardly knew you.
And that's because, like most Americans, we don't pay attention to foreign affairs because they sound...
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