Give the guy a break, will ya'? He's out on the road with the Boss, gone weeks upon end without his wife...

it's only creepy if he calls his favorite toy "Lil' Bruce." 

You'd think two close friends and co-workers would've thrown back suds many times, but Max and Conan waited until the time was right: thirteen years into the run of the show, when the office fridge had two cold cans of Colt .4

It may not seem like a big deal that Conan is leaving Late Night, after all, he's getting a better time slot and taking the reigns of the show Johnny "The King" Carson made famous. Still, things change and a lot of the folks...

(Wiping tears from our eyes)

Goodbye, you sweet, sweet Masturbating Bear. We hope in Los Angeles, you are finally able to dig your keys out of that mysteriously low-hanging fanny pack.

(Blowing nose)

The beauty of Kate Winslet is that her "Golden Globes" transcend langauge, race, culture and creed.