And now, ladies and gentlemen, we present to you a six second summary of Wednesday's final presidential debate.

If you've ever played "Metal Gear Solid," you'll recall how the guards react upon discovering you (something like "!!!!!!!!"). What you didn't know, however, was that Dramatic Lemur is one of those guards! Okay, so maybe not,...

Both? Hard to say until the very end, but we do know one thing: If our family was rushing for cover from a ridiculous twister, the comforting voice of Oklahoman local weather guy Gary England wouldn't be high on the list of...