Just so you know, your credit card rate jumped by 27% while you enjoyed this John Hodgman clip.
No, there's nothing you can do about it except laugh.
Not the last laugh though, that jocularity is solely the domain of fat cats.



The secret is autoerotic asphyxiation.
Excuse us for a moment, we need to hear What You Need by INXS.
We feel you Michael Hutchence, all of Detroit prays for your mortal soul.

Twas the night before Emergency Christmas and all through the house, every creature was climbing the walls having snorted all the cocaine, even the super-confident mouse.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, it...










