Bad Karma. 

Damn Phillie Phanatic. You never should have swindled the money of your fellow mascots in a Ponzi scheme. 

Have you and your furry green body no shame?

Newly minted New York City superstar Meb Keflezighi brushed off those who say he isn't truly "one of us" (and neither are we, haters) to make a pit stop at Dave's house. He delivers the "Top Ten Thoughts That Go Through Your...

By inviting reticent hipster beardy McDouche Joaquin Phoenix into his house.

That's not true, this kid is much more likable. And coherent.

Not as likable as Ted Williams frozen head in a tunafish can, but you know... Let's...

We love Tom Hanks. We love David Letterman.

It seems a bit odd though that Hanks, the 21st-century Jimmy Stewart, has shown up twice on the Late Show since Dave's affairs with underlings came to light.

Not passing judgement;...

For those of you who don't know your late night history, Jack Parr was the host of the Tonight Show from 1957-62 when it was still based in New York. He famously got into hot aqua for interviewing Fidel Castro, who is,...

We've been so wrapped up in Dave's personal trials and tribulations that we've forgotten to kick back and enjoy him for what he does best, be a funny motherf*cker night in and night out. 

Plus, when things get slow, we can...

Dave apologizes to his wife, says the philandering is in the past and admits he's got his work cut out him. Dave believes you can't let the bad guys win, but he hurt a loved one in the process and for that, that he's sorry. 

When the going gets tough, the tough get joking. 

Always leave 'em laughing, Dave. Especially the ladies. 

By now, you've probably heard that CBS news producer "Joe" Halderman allegedly tried to extort $2 million from David Letterman in exchange for keeping mum on Dave's office flings (they both dated Stephanie Birkitt.) Once it...