When asked why he was naked, the perpetrator responded, "Clothes are too cumbersome for a hijacking mission."  When asked about the condom, "I'd rather be safe than sorry."

Sometimes we ask ourselves the same question. The voice in our head responds: "Hopefully yours."

Get a bad case of the testosterone shakes when it comes time to unwrap a condom? Consider a spray-on! Be warned that side effects may include unwanted pregnancy and the loss of your penis entirely.

In this original College Humor spoof, Man vs. Wild star Bear Grylls faces his toughest wilderness challenge yet: braving the putrid, beer- and bodily-fluid-drenched environment of Mardi Gras. Watch how the intrepid...

Our Daily Tube Mom definitely doesn't say "Yes" as much as this French boy's kind mother. If she did, we'd probably be locked up in a Bangkok prison for trying to smuggle elephants and teak bungalows out of Thailand....

At first, we thought this wasn't as much funny as it was sad. But, then its dark humor kinda grew on us, and we realized even more importantly that it is WAY more effective than any overproduced government PSA. This New Year:...

Fark TV question: What kind of bank would hand out condoms? Answer: The venerable and esteemed Caulkin-Vawls. (Uh, yeah, that's kind of a hard "v" when you pronounce it.)

We love goofiness--not too mention a catchy jingle--for a good cause. This video promoting condom use in India certainly fits the bill. We're probably more inclined to smile and dance along than buy condoms after watching it,...

These were Simon's words, not ours, uttered in the latest webisode of "Derek and Simon" after his vegan hookup rejects a lambskin condom and gives him one made with peanut oil instead. We did not know there was such a thing....

A wild condom commercial from England, which includes a rousing depiction of the little-heralded Olympic sport of “pelvic power lifting.” We only wonder when this sport will start testing for Cialis.