A pre-rehab Lindsay Lohan boasts about her hot breasts and reveals a sexy new tattoo during a "Maxim" shoot. We hear that Lindsay is enjoying her stay at the Circle Lodge rehab facility, supposedly the toughest in the country.

Normally we wouldn't be interested in this sort of thing but since it's obviously scientific we'll make an exception. It’s not clear whether these are evading, mitigating, or spreading techniques. In any event, the graphics...