In Washington, the "everything but marriage" bill gives gay couples all the rights of their hetero brethren. Now ducks are jumping on the velvet bandwagon. Do the mallards know that in the country of Scandinavia, waterfowl...

It's a sad fact that any time a racist criticizes Barack Obama, somebody blames it on racism. It's a patently unfair double standard that Glenn Beck isn't allowed to share his beliefs that Obama has a secret plan to take...

Shocking news out of Riverdale. Archie proposed to Veronica this week, leaving Betty heartbroken, and Jughead hungry for a burger. Colbert is up in arms that these "Arch Enemies" aren't uniting in sisterhood and leaving that...

In the US, only the healthcare system can...

A talk show host in Brazil was arrested for allegedly masterminding crimes, including murder, that he would then uncover and solve in his role as an investigative journalist.

Evil,...

Colbert looks back on the 40th anniversary of Woodstock and says that he prefers today's "grassroots" movements, like the ones currently disrupting town hall meetings across the country. Unlike the hippie music festival of...

If you were curious as to why the Colbert Report set up camp in Saddam's old marble palace, it's simple. Somebody with big brass balls needed to declare--for all the world to see--that America won the Iraq War.

That man, is G...

Abstinence education doesn't work. Not because numerous research studies have proven that it's ineffective and leads to more unwanted pregnancies, and thus, more abortions, even though it is the pro-life keep-it-in-your-pants-

Good ideas on allowing all kinds of unequal marriages, Stephen, but what about us folks who are already hitched?

We'd like to offer the idea of an (un)legal divorce. What the hell is that, you say?

Read all about how straight...

Colbert envisions sending CEOs into a cagematch to the death: Two bankers enter, one banker leave...after making razor-wire deposit on other bankers bloody noggin. Sure, it sounds great, and would do huge PPV buys, but...

Here's what beloved Commie-turned-rabid-anti-Commie conservative icon Whittaker Chambers had to say about Atlas Shrugged in 1957. "I find it a remarkably silly book. It is certainly a bumptious one. Its story is preposterous..