"Our state fair was a great state fair, but now we're broke 'cuz you don't really care..." It would seem the economic crisis is smacking carnies right across their toothless faces. Wither the corn dog, the Zipper, the highly-...

"Poop," "tinkle," "intercourse," "cho cho" and "oral enthusiast..." These are just a few of the choice words Stephen Colbert can say on television thanks to George Carlin, a vigilant fighter for the censorship of potty mouths...

True story: a friend of ours was at a bachelor party when one of the revelers started explaining the "War of Northern Aggression" to him. You probably know it better as the Civil War. This 25-year-old Southerner went on to...

"Nation, call me old-fashioned but I can't stand kids today." We concur, Colbert. Kids, what with the we want to play Little League but don't want to follow MLB's trademarked team names. With all their errors, strikeouts and...

It takes a bold guy like Stephen Colbert to speak the truth: labor unions are ruining America. Guilds on the other hand...well, just check out "The Word" without the constraints of his writers. Still, he Colbert has a point,...

Absinthe is back, but that doesn't mean you should try and eat the wormwood. All the cool kids like Wilde, Picasso and Van Gogh may be inspired by its hallucinatory properties, but all it's going to do to you is make you sick...

Colbert says it's time to get back to basics with why we got into the Iraq War in the first place, because it felt right. That's why he's more inclined to accept Bush's assertion last week that "we're kickin' ass," rather...

Linguistics expert Rudy Giuliani has recently pointed out that in four Democratic debates, not one candidate has used the phrase "Islamic terrorism." Those left-wing peacenik pansies have to go and get all nuanced, referring...

Shortly before July 4th, Dick Lugar (R-IN), a longtime respected voice on foreign policy, called for a new approach in Iraq, saying, "we are running out of time to implement a thoughtful Plan B that attempts to protect our...

A recent report by the Department of Education revealed that several states have lowered their academic standards to ensure that their students are deemed "proficient" to get federal funding from the No Child Left Behind Act....