Heavy drug usage was in the job description. 

There's no other explanation...

And yet, Scred's in love with Lilly Tomlin. We don't blame him one bit, no matter what hallucinogens the writers were taking. 

Although, and we're just riffing here, wouldn't Stuart Scott be a hell of a lot more tolerable if he were sent here from the planet Zoltron to destroy us all through mass manipulation steeped in nonsensical repetitive...

Barack Obama may not want the gays to ask or tell, so two man-lovin' mooks from Jersey will take up the cause.

Wait, what? Oh, right. They don't want to get kicked out of the army. All those sweaty soldiers need debriefing.

We find it more than a little curious that SNL continues to feature two Barack Obama impressions, occasionally in the same sketch. The Rock Obama is awesome, the Armisen Obama, meh. 

We wonder if this makes Fred Arimsen angry.

You're mental. We must say.

Time for a traingle solo.

Good news: His pile of gold coins makes him the wealthiest duck in the world.

Bad news: His lack of healthcare is ruffling his feathers with STDs.

At least he hasn't taken the economic hit like his nephews Huey, Dewey and...

Here's the set-up: ESPN Classic is replaying a 1991 billiards match between Greta Milwaukee (Kristen Wiig) and "The Soft One" Nina Wilkes Booth (Drew Barrymore). Two clueless announcers give play-by-play, including multiple...

Having a birthday? Getting engaged? Being evicted? Eating fried pigeon in your own filth?

Whatever the occasion, Brenda and Shaun are here for you!

Can we please call a moratorium on the idea that late night shows are going easy on Obama? 

Fred Armisen, a.k.a. the Barackstar, details "change we can believe in." And what's changed? 

Nothing.

Healthcare reform? Iraq?...