Yes, we're hoping upon hoping what you're hoping too. But we don't want to jinx it. We'll simply tune into Saturday Night Live in the hopes that a certain bespectacled TV-comedy-writerly sexpot morphs into another certain...

If we could have one wish, it would be for 100 more wishes.

We would use one of them to have Lou's replacement be a Mexican illegal.

Oh say can you si? Mr. Dobbs!

Hasta la vista, jerkface.

We love Mad Men, thought the last two episodes of season three ranks up there with the best that television has ever offered. We particularly thought Betty Draper stepped up her game and delivered a ballsy steely performance...

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...Fire bad!

Hot chick good.

Must strangle submerged feelings. And hot girl.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Heavy drug usage was in the job description. 

There's no other explanation...

And yet, Scred's in love with Lilly Tomlin. We don't blame him one bit, no matter what hallucinogens the writers were taking. 

Although, and we're just riffing here, wouldn't Stuart Scott be a hell of a lot more tolerable if he were sent here from the planet Zoltron to destroy us all through mass manipulation steeped in nonsensical repetitive...

Barack Obama may not want the gays to ask or tell, so two man-lovin' mooks from Jersey will take up the cause.

Wait, what? Oh, right. They don't want to get kicked out of the army. All those sweaty soldiers need debriefing.

We find it more than a little curious that SNL continues to feature two Barack Obama impressions, occasionally in the same sketch. The Rock Obama is awesome, the Armisen Obama, meh. 

We wonder if this makes Fred Arimsen angry.

You're mental. We must say.

Time for a traingle solo.

Good news: His pile of gold coins makes him the wealthiest duck in the world.

Bad news: His lack of healthcare is ruffling his feathers with STDs.

At least he hasn't taken the economic hit like his nephews Huey, Dewey and...

Here's the set-up: ESPN Classic is replaying a 1991 billiards match between Greta Milwaukee (Kristen Wiig) and "The Soft One" Nina Wilkes Booth (Drew Barrymore). Two clueless announcers give play-by-play, including multiple...

Having a birthday? Getting engaged? Being evicted? Eating fried pigeon in your own filth?

Whatever the occasion, Brenda and Shaun are here for you!