Oh, what marketing genius we have here! It's an overdub of Stewie and Brian Griffin promoting the new Windows 7, because those launch parties were such a success. In the words of one Family Guy fan, "Just...no." Our...

Surely you've seen Microsoft's rage-enducing "Windows 7 Launch Party" commercial from Microsoft by now.  You haven't seen it get the unnecessary censorship treatment, though.  It's amazing how a few well-placed beeps can turn...

So what if Melinda Gates, wife of Microsoft's Bill, isn't allowed to use iPhones? We don't have an iPhone, and we're broke as hell. Call us when you're on Day 6 of Chef Boyardee for dinner, jackass.

Has Bill Gates been getting a little batty since he left Microsoft?  Signs point to "yes!" Exhibit A: Gates releasing a jar full of mosquitoes onto a crowd at this year's TED Conference.  Of course, all of this nuttiness is...

Never mess with a classic.  YouTube's azz100c shows us how Microsoft Songsmith can ruin even the greatest of classic rock songs with its bland auto-generated instrumentation.  They keep the original vocal track, and the rest...

Playing off of the "I'm a Mac" nonsense comes the latest in Microsoft's $300 million ad campaign. Notice anything different? Gates dumped Jerry Seinfeld on his out-of-touch ass for a bunch of ordinary people.  It's remarkable...

What the hell?  It wasn't funny the first time. And this time it goes on forever. Does Microsoft think that by making this a series of videos it will somehow raise their comedic value?  This is the type of advertising that...

The second in the new series of Microsoft advertisements features Jerry & Bill sitting down to enjoy a nice family dinner. Forget computers; get these guys in the sitcom business, post-haste.

Okay, so its just a commercial, but the idea of the pinnacles of comedy and technology becoming close buddies warms the cockles of our brains. Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates may have approached different roads in life, but a...

Microsoft has officially joined the "worst viral commercial in the entire universe" contest. Hiring Jerry Seinfeld to act like a jerk alongside Bill Gates flops. Nothing about this commercial is funny whatsoever, and the fact...

Microsoft developed an interactive digital surface they dubbed "PlayTable" and consequently invented this sphere using similar technology.  Nerd boy over here is pretty excited about it, and we're rather intrigued, as well. ...

Bill Gates resigned from his position as founder and CEO of Microsoft. Thus, here's a video of him on his last day.  Gates apparently wants to focus more on his philanthropy, which is really only fair considering he has more...

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer got egged at a lecture he was giving to college students by a seemingly disgruntled student in Budapest.  We can't really make heads or tails of what the kid is saying, but watching the corporate...

This demonstration of Microsoft's new "Touch Wall" technology shows that the project not only has a lot to offer for the future, but also that it has a long way to go. So far it looks like the file management interface has...

Fans of Halo are undoubtedly familiar with the viral series Red vs. Blue, in which the characters of the game are utilized in comedy sketches.  This video is in the same spirit, only it uses the hugely popular Halo 3 as its...