Please, please Kobe. Just tell the Big Aristotle how his rear end tastes so that he'll stop rapping. In fact, the scariest part about Shaq's anti-Kobe freestyle over the weekend at a NYC open mic was how his raps have aged as...

The comedy troupe that goes by the name of "The Internet" whips out a diss track against punk-ass cats.  Never before did pussy get beat so badly.

In dark cavernous unpleasant places. Thank heavens the audio came out good on this video.  Shaq busts a rhyme about how he's bigger (in more ways than one) than Puff Daddy, Notorious B.I.G. and ESPECIALLY Kobe Bryant.  Yeah,... ...

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Shaq and Kobe are taking their rivalry from the basketball court to the stage, as Shaq freestyles all over him. Between accusations of ruining Shaq's marriage, he invites Kobe to taste his butt. Wouldn't making him watch K... ...

Pharrell showed his true colors at this small performance when a fan took the stage and, when offered the hand of friendship, was shoved back to the floor. Listen to the crowd go quiet when it appears the kid is seriously...

Curis Jackson (aka 50 Cent, aka Fitty) was not present at a fire that gutted his home in New York--or was he? The house is the home of 50's ex-girlfriend and 10-year-old son and is at the center of a lawsuit and when it...

Diddy has a message for all those who listen to his blog (and to Kanye West). His recent experience at a Kanye West concert has re-inspired him, and put him back in love with hip hop. The rapper says that fame and fortune are...

Eminem's half-brother Nathan Marshall has taken up rapping with a new song premiering on MySpace, Slide on Over. Taking the stage name, Nate Kane, the rapper hopes for stardom like his step-sib. We aren't so sure that Eminem...

Hills in da house! Hillary gets busy in this political parody of Notorious B.I.G.'s Back to Cali and Hypnotize.  That slow flow is remarkable. If Biggie could only see this now, he'd be down for takin' back da White House.

Kanye's back on the market. The rapper and fiance Alexis Phifer have broken off their engagement, with the two hoping to "remain friends." Both have been busy with other endeavors, and the time has come to call it off. We're...

And by "old," they must have meant ancient. Headzup put McCain in touch with his inner Sir Mixalot and the result was this hilarious rap song featuring a caricature of the uber-conservative Republican gettin' busy wit his bad...

In the spirit of Balls of Fury and Blades of Glory, this well-acted and sharply shot video lampoons the underspectated sport of Skee-Ball, and throws in some East-West hip-hop rivalry for good measure.

While not as overblown as some videos we've seen of Busta, we've gotta' hand it to him for shutting up this annoying British woman. She calls Busta Rhymes "ignorant" for not taking a photo with her kids, but who would want...

Allegations have popped up on the Los Angeles Times website that rapper Diddy knew about Tupac Shakur's 1994 shooting before it happened, with his crew possibly being the cause of both the murder and the ensuing wars that...

It's not quite sign language, is it? This clip is a response to another handy performance video, "Daft Hands," which claimed to be the "greatest Internet video of all time." As you can see, someone must have too much time...