Ellen DeGeneres's funny and poignant speech to Tulane's 2009 graduating class was one of the best. Plus, it avoided in this year's seemingly endless "controversies" over honorary speaker choices at colleges across the country.

Why should March Madness stop with March? According to the always-reliable Onion News Network, NCAA plans to expand the team roster, carrying the Madness through the summer months! It might seem a little excessive, but why...


