New Rule: Get off your razor scooters and walk your flabby gunts to the Burger King. 

It'll make the Angry Triple Whopper taste that much sweeter. 

And you can have your coronary artery disease your way. 

Jennifer Aniston is going to be in a movie where she sings. Ellen DeGeneres is going to judge people's singing on American Idol. So what better use of their time on the Ellen show than to have Jennifer sing? We'll say it was..

The cast of Friends reunites to rob Jennifer Aniston's house? Two and A Half Men becomes One and Three-Quarters Men and a Bag of Hair & Teeth? Things turn out "only mostly awesome" for the cast of Entourage?

Conan, all your...

The Angelina Jolie/Jennifer Aniston pissing contest continues with vigor! Aniston is attempting to rekindle her friendship with Brad Pitt, but Jolie, wielding Pitt's cellphone text function as a weapon, will have none of it.

Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper are "taking things slow" with regards to a possible patch-up. They had a romantic dinner in NYC and are currently keeping each other busy, which is probably the best thing for both of them.

Now that Brad has supposedly split from Angelina, has he run back to the arms of Jennifer? According to their limo driver, yes! The two ex-es met up for two hours at an NYC hotel in the wee hours of the morning. Is it wrong...

After months of cold shoulders and hissy fits, not to mention Jennifer Aniston's meddling, it looks as if Brangelna will be splitting into two seperate entities once more. They won't be spending much time together, and if a...

Don't ask why, just Look. At. That. Form.

She can floss our grandma's teeth anytime. 

Is Jennifer Aniston secretly dating Gerard Butler? Word is that the two dated briefly when Aniston first split from John Mayer; now that they've split for good, Butler and Aniston are free to hide their relationship from the...

Though Mayer never mentions his ex in his new song "Heartbreak Warfare," it's pretty obvious who he's ragging on. In fact, the song was originally titled, "You're a Frigid Fish, Jennifer, and I Hate Hate Hate You," but Mayer'...

Jennifer Aniston's famous hairstylist, Chris McMillan, has been let go through what appears to be a mutual agreement. Though, Aniston apparently  misses that salon-chair chatter, and McMillan has had to hack it out at Budget...

The first time Jennifer Aniston split from John Mayer, we felt sad. When they got back together, we felt happy. Now they've split again, and they're both taking credit for the break-up, and we want John to go away, and Jen......

They say you can't go home again, but Jennifer Aniston took Ellen Degeneres back to the Central Perk set from Friends for some reminiscing. After some chatting, Ellen presented the birthday girl with a tasty surprise.

We all know about Angelina's crazy past... but is there more to be uncovered? Her bodyguard thinks so, and is ready to write a tell-all book about her and Brad's sordid history. Angelina is lawyering up to stop it, but it...

We are so happy to see the Butterscotch Stallion is healthy, happy and chilling in Hawaii. Good for you, Owen.

We still wouldn't see Marley & Me even if it included a scene of you and Ms. Aniston doin' it.