New Rule: Get off your razor scooters and walk your flabby gunts to the Burger King.
It'll make the Angry Triple Whopper taste that much sweeter.
And you can have your coronary artery disease your way.


The cast of Friends reunites to rob Jennifer Aniston's house? Two and A Half Men becomes One and Three-Quarters Men and a Bag of Hair & Teeth? Things turn out "only mostly awesome" for the cast of Entourage?
Conan, all your...





Don't ask why, just Look. At. That. Form.
She can floss our grandma's teeth anytime.







We are so happy to see the Butterscotch Stallion is healthy, happy and chilling in Hawaii. Good for you, Owen.
We still wouldn't see Marley & Me even if it included a scene of you and Ms. Aniston doin' it.
