What's sweeter than a guy writing you a song about your new love connection? Not much, except when its ends up being about giving you an STD. The worst part is it's kinda catchy!

Just in time to save a clueless corporate executive from the clutches of the internet, the Social Media Guru is here to accept prompt and generous compensation. Presto! He creates  free accounts on Facebook and Twitter.  Like...

Danny DeVito has become the internet's darling, as well as the celebrated comedic actor currently starring in the hilarious FX series It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia.  Take control, Danny!

Got your eye on that special someone? Maybe, talking to them in person, instead of stalking them online, is the way to go. Unless you talk to them in person about how you stalk them online. We all stalk in private, if even...

Kids looking to get out and do the nasty stuff in frat houses around the country are becoming increasingly scrutinized by stalking parents who have made the transition to web 2.0.  Someone should let these kids know about...

Burning up the viral charts, this video theorizes that social media may be more important than we think.  There must be a historian somewhere that wants to commit suicide at the thought of MySpace becoming more important than...

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice...Tweetlejuice? Say his name three times and voila! Saved from boring tweets! We wonder what he'd do to Facebook stalkers.

This passionate ballad from Kate Miller-Heidke of Australia is not about love lost or Iranian protesters.  NO, this one's about Facebook friends.  Yea, that's about it, and a yodeling little riff about Twitter, too.  Are you...

We just saw how Ahmadinejad was left with little choice but to get on Twitter and fight back against the protesters, but it seems like he's gotten his feelings (and pride) hurt by the experience.  He speaks out against all...

After a rocky split, Lohan and Ronson are reportedly back in each other's company again. Are they lovers once more? Ronson supposedly changed her Facebook status from "Single" to "It's Complicated," which we think describes a...

If Facebook existed in the 1950s, this public service film would teach young people how to handle their "swell" relationships while surfing the "electric friendship generator." Uh oh, Timmy, shouldn't mess with ladies...

What does your profile do once you've logged out and no one's looking anymore?  That's the idea behind My Profile Story.  The BFFs, LOLs, and outdated personal info all take on lives of their own...

Admit it, if you're reading us here, you have a Facebook account. Don't even deny it, you do. We know it. So this is actually an important story to take note of, since an employee of the Eagles, a team Dan Leone had dedicated...

There was a time when making your MySpace page took hours of blood, sweat and tears.  Then Facebook came, and we all spent countless hours making ours just right.  Some of the less fortunate FB members have never quite gotten...

First, Katy called Lily "fat." Now, Lily tells her to "shut up" and threatens to post her phone number on Facebook. One doesn't write her own songs and is both hated and loved; the other has made a drunken fool of herself in...