And has the loins of the devil to prove it. We have no idea who Jeff Archuleta is, nor do we think it should be a crime to get a happy ending to a massage. Nevertheless, Archuleta's climactic misdeeds have brought Chachi back...

Is it bad that as we watched this countdown, we were muttering the entire time, "Where the f*ck is Gormley?" Thank god we stuck it out.

American Idol winner David Cook may be off the market and it may be due to none other than Kimberly Caldwell (a former AI contestant from a few seasons ago). David and Kimberly were caught by the paps while out on a dinner...

Guitar Hero created some commercials that seem to be right on target with the season finale of American Idol. The ads show a Tom Cruise-circa-Risky Business David Cook dancing around the living room in his boxers while...

The Davids both brought their A-games for this season's finale of American Idol, but the judges were clearly on 17-year-old David Archuleta's side, making him the Goliath in this final showdown. So it was a shocker when David...

The Idol "Gives Back" show was so packed with celebrities that taped appearances by the three remaining presidential candidates were bumped. Stars including Billy Crystal, Robin Williams, Brad Pitt, Carrie Underwood, Fergie,...

David Cook, the finalist from American Idol who was recently taken to the hospital for heart palpitations after a show, is dealing with family issues as well. Cook's older brother is battling cancer (and the finalist hasn't...

American Idol is down to nine. For this week, contestants picked songs from the year they were born. Along with the baby pics and home videos, rumors were squelched and Chikezie Eze was eliminated. Carly Smithson set the...

This holiday season, Christmas gets a new Idol! That's right, tune in as a motley crew of troubadors try to impress the stern judging panel of Santa, The Ghost of Christmas Past, and Jesus Christ himself, to become the next...

Ah, the things Katharine McPhee is learning on her tour through the U.S. In this clip, she finds out how TV weathermen do their jobs, mostly ad-libbing without a teleprompter. Harder than it looks, right, Kat? But she is...

The critics will no doubt say Paula Abdul's new Bravo reality-TV series "Hey Paula" isn't worth watching, but it can't be denied that Paula will surely provide us with some seriously absurdist moments. We get a sense of her...

As if she wasn't getting enough bad press lately, check out this video of Paula in downtown LA, lost, dazed, confused, unable to find her limo, and falling off her heels. Seriously, the only things "Straight Up" about the...

Ryan Seacrest and Cowell's "American Idol" co-judges appear on the British show to talk a little trash about Simon. Who knew that Paula Abdul could deliver one-liners -- "Simon's the only person who calls his own name out...

Listen in as the "American Idol" judge cries to her reps about how badly she's being treated. Apparently, the high-maintenance star takes offense at being told she's too old to ever get a magazine cover. But she then proceeds...