Friends, if you're in the same financial pickle as most of America (that is, you're "broke-ass"), you owe it to yourself to save money on your legal services and your daycare. Preferably at the same time.

Professional mentor Mike Destafano scares some kids straight.  "Straight" as in law-abiding, and perhaps even heterosexually. 

The BBC is trying to breed a more obedient and under-paid anchor man.  This reporter tells of his plight.

The Duggar family showed up to the Today Show on Tuesday to make an announcement: Mom is pregnant, meaning baby 19 is on the way. In addition, the first Duggar grandkid is on the way, too. Yikes.

Crazy Michael Jackson Children News #2: Michael's other parent, Joe Jackson, has confirmed in an interview that 25-year-old rapper Omer Bhatti is Michael's illegitimate son. Of course, anything Joe says has to be taken with a...

Like the rest of us, you get sick of the countless videos of little children singing classic songs exceptionally well.  However, we can't give enough <3's out to this young lad, who makes us lament Johnny Cash's "Folsom...

While vultures circle over Michael Jackson's wealth and legacy, the question of who will care for his kids still remains. Thankfully, Janet may be stepping forward to take custody of the kids. She was always our favorite...

Lance Armstrong's fourth kid Max was born this week, and Lance quickly took to Twitter to tell the world. Max is Lance's first child born with girlfriend Anna Hansen.

It's Mother's Day this Sunday (run out and buy a card and some chocolates). Celebrities may be a lofty species, but they reproduce in the same manner as the rest of us. Here are a few celebrity moms worth remembering.

Maybe Bams is getting excited for the Spike Jonze flick?  Regardless, the president took some time out to read aloud one of his favorite children's stories during the White House Easter Egg Roll.  Thankfully, it didn't wind...

Are Angelina and Brad really splitting up? Supposedly Angie has offered Brad $90 million for custody of the kids. That breaks down to $15 million per kid, although Ms. Jolie would never put a value on children. Unless she's...

The biggest problem facing pornographers today is the rising wave of criticism that porn doesn't show kids the realistic side of sex.  You know, the frustratingly ungratifying and completely depressingly impossible aspect of...

Madonna's plans to adopt a second child from Malawi have gone awry. A judge rejected her request, citing a law that says prospective parents must live in Malawi for at least eight months before adopting. Madonna reportedly...

Madonna is in Malawi, and it looks like she'll be taking a young girl and leaving behind a school. Americans have been critical of Madonna's decision, as rumors suggest she went above Malawian law to adopt her son, David....

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is terrifying as is. It doesn't need a horror-movie makeover to scare the bejeezus out of us. So, this fake trailer starring Christopher Lloyd (yes, that Christopher Lloyd) is sort of...