Football sensation David Beckham is "on loan" to the AC Milan. He'll be back in time for the U.S. Major League Soccer 2009 season, but he simply has to play because he's not used to "long rests." It's easy, David: draw a pint,...

What happens when you tell kids to stay off your damn lawn once too often? You go to jail without passing "GO." Okay, so Edna Jester (natch) hasn't gone to prison, but she did get put into a police car and driven to the...

The Boss is ready for some football. He will be headlining the halftime show at the Super Bowl this February. Contrary to what the video tells us, there's always a chance of a wardrobe malfunction... but it'd be far more...

When a free spirit (a.k.a. random nutjob) runs onto the field during a soccer game, the security guards take him down and school him. Seconds later, the players and spectators pour onto the field to show them how it's done....

Who wants to stand around all day watching other guys take all the glory?  No one, that's who!  Especially not when you've spent all your life training and educating yourself about sports, giving your all at the tryouts, only...

The Amsterdam SOCCER club (yeah that's right we said it; come get us, Euro-freaks) helped put together this viral video for their new home jersey, made by Adidas.  It's kind of like a German version of something Improv...

Craig really, really wants to play football, so he recruits businessman Ed for "Some Football!"  Yeah!  Well, too bad that Ed has a secret about his feelings for football.  And waits for hours before he tells the very...

Picnicface's NFL Crunch Time for XBox 360 brings sports games to a new level of realism: You can customize your insults, avoid drug tests, and sexually harass female fans. With the most realistic graphics to date, a game...

When we were young, we used to wish for a magical tornado to swoosh down on our neighborhood soccer field and steal the ball, sparing us the embarrassment of actually having to play the game. Yeah, we were those kids at...

We're not sure how this got okayed at ABC, but major kudos to the person who gave Cartman the mic for the University of Colorado's starting lineups last weekend. (CU just happens to be where South Park creators Trey Parker...

It's high time for another dose of everyone's favorite Hollywood scab writer, and this preview of Alex Perez's riveting new football movie project certainly leaves us wanting more. QB Rice Armstrong is a shockingly original...

Back off, folks in law enforcement, that headline may be a tad misleading. Although feel free to slap this sports guy with a penalty--or an open hand--for making light of a cheerleader's seemingly horrific misfortune (again...

Meet MC Snorz. He and his group, the Sleepy Rappers, are Buckeyes fans. Mr. Snorz just couldn't hold his love for THE Ohio State University inside any longer, so he penned this little diddy. "We love the sports, the school...

Screenwriter, TV producer and author Roger Director promotes his new book “I Dream In Blue” --about the fanaticism surrounding his beloved NY Giants-- by dancing around in his bathrobe. Roger left behind his everyday life in...

Okay, this highly comedic moment could have happened at an NFL game. But it was at a Toronto Argonauts contest. Oh, Canada, you have given us Jim Carrey, John Candy, and now...Ashley. Watch as our hero tries to win a trip to...