There are very few reasons to mention American Idol--or worse, Idol rejects--here at The Daily Tube. We realize this. However, when one of them shows a sense of humor, particularly poop joke-related, we have a responsibility...

You must have heard this past week about the neurolgy breakthrough that enabled a lab monkey to control a robotic arm entirely through his mind.  This installment of "Science News" digs deeper and allows Dr. Henry Alpert (...

This may be the greatest invention since the chair: a machine that transforms food into poop!  Never again will we have to masticate, digest, or defecate.  Anyway, it's not as if we really needed vitamins, minerals, carbs,...

Birds can't tell you off, but they can poop in your mouth. A Canadian Brown Finch gets revenge while this reporter talks crap about him and his relatives overpopulating this town. It looks like their local weatherman should...

Okay, last one, we swear! Here, a brave turtle-necked interviewer sits down with The Man, giving us the tantalizing other half of the now-famous Tom Cruise Scientology rant. In this tete-a-tete, we learn about SP's (serial...

Looks can be deceiving: On the surface, we have a boring Photoshop tutorial. But tune in and peer beneath the surface of this hapless IT instructor's life. Behold, a roiling tumult of marital strife, attention deprivation,...

Do you have a sh*thead friends with an upcoming birthday? Don't have any idea what to get the sh*thead? Professional Graphic Designer Stefan Lawrence gives a perfect Photoshop tutorial on how to make an extremely literal...

You’re probably better off just not watching this clip. In fact, just do yourself a favor and don't watch this. Do elephants really, possibly, actually do this? Is there no G-d?