Some genius bank robber did the only smart thing when being cuffed on the hood of a cop car, he swallowed a key piece of evidence. Fortunately, he was not being arrested for illegal parrot smuggling. 

Also, a wig gets ripped...

Could you take your eyes off the hot soccer chicks fighting for one second and take a look at the living breathing boozing piece of irony that is a guy who gets a DUI while dressed as a breathalyzer? 

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At the London Zoo, man-deprived female gorillas were given a hunky beefcake photo of the French mate that's cumming coming to save the day. Proving that Darwin was right, but that it's a whole lot more fun with opposable...

Sometimes, things don't go your way. Take for instance when a mascot gives you a piggyback ride and you both go down in heap like Mary Decker Slaney and Zola Budd at the '84 Olympics.

On the other hand, sometimes the farmer...

A dude in Wisconsin built a giant ramp in the gravel pit he owns where folks use remote controls to launch their vehicles into the air and have them come crashing down into a thunder pit of destruction.

Sometimes this country...

A brave snake handler in Florida bravely snatched up a Burmese python slithering around yards from a day care...

You Have to be Kaa-ding Us!

Snakey McFakey (aka John Laroche wannabe) you leave us no choice but to use the...

Upside the head, you filthy animals. First off, get your minds out of the gutter. Second, yuch. Double yuch. Triple yuch. We rather watch Letterman in a gay porn that see Paul "hoisting the Canadian flag."

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Bubbles was visited by three ghosts.

The ghost of Jackson 5ive cartoons past.

The ghost of the Elephant Man's remains present.

The ghost of The Wiz yet to come...

What was the squirrel doing hidden in some Ohio woman's cleavage?

Just trying to get a nut.