It’s good to know that by next Tuesday, Osama Bin Laden will somehow not be much of a threat anymore. That’s at least according to U.S. officials who responded to this recent video snippet from the world's favorite caveman...

The CIA released this intercepted transmission from Bin Laden to Al Qaeda, warning of the shaky financial times they face in 2009.  He offers a few choice tips on how to beat the crunch and keep jihad alive, but admits that...

Here, the country’s most unpopular pariah sheds some more light on his presidential term, seemingly confident that he’s kept the country from being under attack since 9/11 (with the exception of course, of 9/11.) The kicker?...

Read the subtitles!  Al-Quaeda has officially offered it's response to the election of Barack Obama, and they are not very nice about it, at all.  In fact, the cave dwellers resort to calling Barack Obama a "house negro". ...

Say what you will about Khalid Sheikh Mohammad--terrorist, psychopath, mass murderer, etc.--but dude has an undeniable dedication to comfort and style. The deep V-neck is totally in for late summer. Just ask anyone who works...

An edgy report from the Onion News Network. The only group as impatient than the Lower Manhattan Development Corporation to see the new Freedom Tower constructed at Ground Zero in NYC? Al Qaeda.

Don't ask us how it's done, just marvel at this strange use of a deadly weapon. Question: If there were enough cigarettes for everyone in the Middle East, would people be too busy shooting the butts to shoot each other? Is...