In a special edition of the Kensington Report ("because American news is for wankers"), "people expert" Derrick Hicks shows how to identify the increasing number of superheroes living in our midst.
The paranoiacs over at the Kensington Report have warned of the dangers of babies (aliens!) and Botswana (WMDs!). Their latest fake-news flash: Beware of dogs." As man is becoming increasingly dependent on Wikipedia," KR says,...
Or, to be precise, "demonic alien-invasion conduits." So say the fake newsmen over at the Kensington Report--and they have British accents, which always equals credibility in our book.