Headzup features Carrie Prejean, Dick Cheney, and health care reform in this week's recap on stupid politics.

Let's face it.  We all knew that Drew Carey wasn't making the cut for replacing Bob Barker on The Price is Right.  Now we have to step aside and let Dick Cheney take the reigns, leaving us with middle-eastern war-mongers as...

Ever wonder what kind of home videos Dick Cheney leaves around? Well, torture ones of course! And no puppy is spared.

Dick Cheney is back in the news again, and guess what?  He did something illegal or morally controversial again!  Dave Letterman and his remarkable staff of investigators have unearthed the ten best Cheney excuses for said...

Dick "Sourpuss McMonkeyheart" Cheney hopes that the Iraqi insurgency kicks up so he can say "I told you so" doesn't see the withdrawal of American troops as an opportunity for violent chaos. The former VP isn't on board with...

Just when we thought the Bush-Cheney duo were out of lives for good, it seems their spawns are not. While Papa Bush has said he'd like to see son Jeb run for president in 2012, now comes word that Dick Cheney would like to h...

In the flesh, Dick Cheney admits here that there was no evidence that proved Iraq was involved with the terrible events on 9/11.  Was anyone else thinking that we'd be as old as him before the truth started coming out about...

Dick Cheney's recent outings in the media are gaining him some favorable opinions.  So much so, that he might even get his own TV show!  Check out the trailer for Dick Cheney's new comedy/variety show, set to come out...

Lost your job, health insurance and dignity after eight years long under the Bush regime? Cheney has the reason why: "Stuff happens." Keyboard Cat will play to that.

George Bush (Will Ferrell) and his old pal "Vice" (Darrell Hammond), are reunited.  But it's not like the good old times.  For one, W is bummed that he never had a Veep like Joe Biden who he could go out for burgers with and...

The outspoken Jesse Ventura returned to the United States to have a chat with Larry King and weigh in on all the popular topics of the first quarter of '09.  Torture? "Give me Dick Cheney, a Waterboard, and an hour."

Let's get this straight. Dick Cheney commanded a secret group of globe-hopping assassins who answered to nobody but Vice-President Vader? Say what you will about sovereignty, diplomacy, and general goodwill on Earth, Cheney...

And asks, "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" 

We bet you never envisioned the day when Raiders of the Lost Ark turned into a documentary. This is how it ends, massive snake attacks. You might want to invest in a chamber...

Some churchy outfit gave Religulous the "most unbearable film of the year" award, which is God's version of the Razzie. Maher is in high spirits thanks to his Oscar-lite, and giddily touches on who Tom Brady is shtooping,...

More and more terrible things about the Bush administration have been coming out, and this one really is quite shocking.  Turns out that Dick Cheney had his own covert operation for political assassinations, which undermines...