Pre-Oscar parties are as glitzy as they come, but for many celebrities, its a time to raise awareness and a few bucks for good causes. Ben Affleck may never win an Oscar for acting, but drawing help to the plight of the...

Sorry, Jimmy Kimmel; you say you're f*cking Ben Affleck, but it's Jennifer Garner who has the proof. Another baby girl was born to the pair on January 7th, 2009. No word on a name yet, but rest assured it'll be meaningful in...

Seems like 2008 was the year that everyone was fu*king someone else and crowing about it. Oh wait, that's every day of every year since the dawn of human history. Even so, 2008 spotlighted one of the sultriest moments for any...

This Countdown parody makes Ben Affleck the "Best Person in the World," at least in the category of "exploiting Keith Olbermann's penchant for over-the-top indignation via his cat, Miss Precious Perfect." This is an imitation,

And George W. Bush has a perfect record in "monstrous retarded disaster." In short, the witching hour is nigh. It's time to head to Europe for wine, cheese, healthcare and stable currency. 

On Oscar night, Kimmel got his filthy homoerotic revenge on Silverman & Damon for their sexual shenanigans by letting the world know he's "fu*king Ben Affleck." This wasn't the simple raunchy ditty Matt and Sarah put out. No,...

Bill Maher wraps up this season of "Real Time" by unleashing on the gentleman-homebuilder Jimmy Carter who is “hurting America’s feelings.” Actually, Maher is mad at Carter, and the Democrats, for not taking on George W. Bush,