Come on. Don't tell me you haven't at least thought about it.This faux-McCain ad visits virile Americans all around America who have seen the light (read: Sarah Palin) and realized she's worthy of a wet dream. So if you feel...

91-year-old actor Ernest Borgnine shared his secret to aging gracefully with this Fox News anchor, but forgot the difference between a "real whisper" and a "stage whisper." Borgnine has always looked like he's 91 years old,...

When we found this clip, a part of us screamed, "YES!"  Comedian Jen Kirkman goes into the complexity of female masturbation.  Life is now worth living.

Two girls teach each other how to use a particular kind of electronic device to, shall we say, take care of a job that their boyfriends would ordinarily handle. Turns out, it makes them feel empowered and quite happy in the...

Aficionados of hipster comedy cheered when David Wain -- the driving creative force behind TV's "The State" sketch comedy show from the 90's, cult classic flick "Wet Hot American Summer" and 2007's "The Ten" -- launched his...

There's plenty of sex online, but BeautifulAgony.com proves that it's the stuff left up to the imagination that really ups the ante. On the site, paid self-gratification artists upload videos of themselves for an eager...

What more can you say? It’s a clip of animals masturbating, set to the music of Celine Dion. 'Nuff said.

A catatonic mother catches her son in the act in this health education film from the '70s. The boy seems less embarrassed and more afraid of his Stepford mother.

A blast from (some horrible, pervy, creepy corner of) the past. At last, a useful guide to dealing with an all-too-common adolescent household occurrence. But seriously, what kind of mom says, “It felt good, didn’t it?”