Who knew that you already had all the tools you needed to achieve success?  Motivational guru Chi McBride takes your hand and shows you how!

As we pass the 8th anniversary of the country's greatest tragedy, many patriotic Americans are somberly observing the occasion by not erecting any new towers, so to speak.

One man raps about his love of masturbation.  If you consider this video Safe for Work, you work at a strip-club. 

The title will make sense once you watch the video.  Be sure to bring along a hanky.

Come on. Don't tell me you haven't at least thought about it.This faux-McCain ad visits virile Americans all around America who have seen the light (read: Sarah Palin) and realized she's worthy of a wet dream. So if you feel...

91-year-old actor Ernest Borgnine shared his secret to aging gracefully with this Fox News anchor, but forgot the difference between a "real whisper" and a "stage whisper." Borgnine has always looked like he's 91 years old,...

When we found this clip, a part of us screamed, "YES!"  Comedian Jen Kirkman goes into the complexity of female masturbation.  Life is now worth living.

Two girls teach each other how to use a particular kind of electronic device to, shall we say, take care of a job that their boyfriends would ordinarily handle. Turns out, it makes them feel empowered and quite happy in the...

Aficionados of hipster comedy cheered when David Wain -- the driving creative force behind TV's "The State" sketch comedy show from the 90's, cult classic flick "Wet Hot American Summer" and 2007's "The Ten" -- launched his...

There's plenty of sex online, but BeautifulAgony.com proves that it's the stuff left up to the imagination that really ups the ante. On the site, paid self-gratification artists upload videos of themselves for an eager...

What more can you say? It’s a clip of animals masturbating, set to the music of Celine Dion. 'Nuff said.

A catatonic mother catches her son in the act in this health education film from the '70s. The boy seems less embarrassed and more afraid of his Stepford mother.

A blast from (some horrible, pervy, creepy corner of) the past. At last, a useful guide to dealing with an all-too-common adolescent household occurrence. But seriously, what kind of mom says, “It felt good, didn’t it?”