It's a good thing this kid is unspeakably adorable, or else her little outtake from "Kicking and Screaming" (remember that Will Ferrell stinkfest?) would probably have gotten her killed in some Latin American country, as...

This little guy is feelin' You Are Not Alone by Michael Jackson just so damn much.

Keep in mind that children typically learn this type of behavior through imitation.

This "fine young man" simply asks what so many of us are probably already wondering.  The president offers a very suitable response.

This video of a young girl throwing back a caught foul ball really melted our hearts. And we're glad to see dad rewarded the snafu with a big hug. Awwwwwwwwww.

Don't worry, little Sarah.  None of us understand what the big deal is, either.  Now go invent Twitter or something.

He finally made it!  Adorable kid reporter Damon Weaver scored the big interview with Barack Obama just as everyone knew he would.  Weaver questions the president about education, just like a good little student should.  He...

We've heard of parents training with their offspring before, but this cutie doesn't stand a change against her Dragon-Ball-Z-loving father.  KahmayamayaDYFS!!!!!

To celebrate the 60th anniversary of Candy Land, California turned Lombard Street into a life-size recreation of the famous board game. Unfortunately, the props weren't made of real chocolate, but we have no doubt that some...

Rahm Emanuel has been justly ordered to go try and act like a nice guy because he comes off largely as a condescending evil bastard who hates everyone.  Here's the video evidence.  He still can't withhold his sarcastic tone...

This adorable little driver is an inspiration to everyone who mounts up daily for a frustrating, treacherous drive to work. We'll have to revisit him in a year or so, after he picks up some foul road rage vocabulary from his...

These clever youngsters put together one of the better political pop song spoofs we've seen this year.  Great lyrics, great editing, and even a really funny teenage Obama impersonator make this one a winner.  Plus, it'll be...

You're supposed to be teaching kids, Barney.

There's no one better to tell you how to keep your kids from being abducted and molested than a man who has been on the wrong side of that revolting exchange.  Take some tips from Terry Parker, ex-pedophile, on how to keep...

It's official: Katherine Jackson is now "Mom" to Michael Jackson's orphaned kids. Debbie Rowe will get visitation rights, but Katherine is their legal guardian.

Something in this video just isn't right. Maybe it's the hat on the guy who leads off the beer pong melange. Maybe it's his buddy who can't video tape the session worth a damn. Oh wait, I know what it is, it's the fact that...