Read the subtitles!  Al-Quaeda has officially offered it's response to the election of Barack Obama, and they are not very nice about it, at all.  In fact, the cave dwellers resort to calling Barack Obama a "house negro". ...

An interview with one of the captives in Guantanamo Bay leads to a conversation over the reliability of different explosives belts worn by suicide bombers.  It's pretty funny, but we're still picking up our jaws from the...

What began as an innocent-enough bit--trying to sneak into the recent Fashion Week event in Bryant Park, NYC--turned into a showdown with cops and security. Apparently, terrorists hate us for our fashion.

Abe Lincoln makes a cameo in the latest episode of Fun With War Crimes, the tongue-in-cheek satire of the Bush administration's... Well, you get the idea.  It's hard not to laugh at some of the obvious puns here, and it sure...

On the Onion News Network’s hard-hitting talk show, In The Know, the panelists discuss an issue of vital national security interest: now that we’ve captured and killed hundreds of terrorists, how do we protect ourselves...