The headline from Wonkette, which we got this video from, says it all:

"Better Yet, Chuck Grassley, Why Isn’t O.J. Simpson In Guantanamo Right Now?"

If this is a serious thing by some nutty anti-American whoever-you-want-to-imagine, then it is one of the most perturbing and carefully done threats that's ever hit the internet.  The video first surfaced on YouTube, and...

This revealing mockumentary outlines the tragic victimization of women in the war on terror as militants have managed to exploit a genetic manipulation accidentally discovered by Democratic scientists during the Clinton era. ...

Tongue-in-cheek humor will probably prevent terrorism better than invading 82 million terrorists' privacy on a daily basis. 

Several were killed and several more were injured in bomb blast detonated outside of a luxury hotel in Peshawar, Pakistan yesterday.  Militant activity inside the country has been on the rise, and this attack is fueling...

Jesse Ventura has been making the rounds slamming the use of torture to get information from suspected terrorist. Here he is on Countdown with Keith Olbermann where they offer other suggestions to get information including...

If you're not one type of extremist, you're the other.  Or maybe you're a whole bunch of extremists wrapped up into one!

Onward, to the next episode of Short Shorts, where we'll see a serial killer go crazy on a couple in the park, terrorists will have a diabolical plot, and cats get stuck in trees!

Current.com's SuperNews! explores what it must've been like to be a terrorist in 1776.  Fortunately for us, those "terrorists" helped establish the United States as we know them today.  The cartoon proves funny on those...

Barack Obama has officially signed the executive order that will close Guantanamo Bay, and the fearful Republicans are in a damn frenzy.  So, they got together to start a movement.  Hopefully, it will not be as relevant as...

Here, the country’s most unpopular pariah sheds some more light on his presidential term, seemingly confident that he’s kept the country from being under attack since 9/11 (with the exception of course, of 9/11.) The kicker?...

Human rights groups revealed that US forces are blasting loud music into the cells of terrorists as a means of torture. "Born in the USA" is a pretty bad-ass song, but who wants to hear it at full volume for 22 hours a day?...

Read the subtitles!  Al-Quaeda has officially offered it's response to the election of Barack Obama, and they are not very nice about it, at all.  In fact, the cave dwellers resort to calling Barack Obama a "house negro". ...

An interview with one of the captives in Guantanamo Bay leads to a conversation over the reliability of different explosives belts worn by suicide bombers.  It's pretty funny, but we're still picking up our jaws from the...

What began as an innocent-enough bit--trying to sneak into the recent Fashion Week event in Bryant Park, NYC--turned into a showdown with cops and security. Apparently, terrorists hate us for our fashion.