If you haven't ever heard the story about Pittsburgh pitcher Doc Harris and the no-hitter he tossed while high, well, this is a terrific place to find out about it. And the cartooning by nomas.com just adds to the overall...

Short Shorts is back again, this time with a medieval knight testing positive for magical steroids, new Goosebumps adventures from R.L. Stine, and vulernable pirate sex!

T-Pain and Kanye use it to make themselves sound better.  Shouldn't Katie Couric and Hillary Clinton?  The Gregory Brothers think so, as they demonstrate in this installment of Auto-Tune the News.  Everything sounds better,...

So much has been going on the past couple of weeks, what with the  gay marriage issue, pirate bashing and legalizing it. Thanks to BarelyPolitical.com, it’s been put together via an autotuned montage of newcasts.

All Stephen needs is an actual skeleton crew, a handful of wenches, a boatload of cannonballs, a letter of mark and reprisal, and a delightful crab to serenade him with "Under the Sea" and he is ready to take it to the...

The guilty verdict of the owners of notorious piracy bit torrent tracker The Pirate Bay are significant. The "Pirate Bay Four" are expected to appeal the decision, which is to say that the case will be dragged out for years...

Remember kids, being a pirate is all fun and games until a Navy Seal takes your head off with one shot. 

A-hoy, mateys!

Rub a dub dub, there's a Brit in the tub.

Why do you think he got in there? 

For the toys, the pirates and a Daily Show hoot,

The limey nails a laugh by bathing in his suit. 

p.s. Suck it two times, pirates!

In the words of liberal New York City Sodomite Jon Stewart:

"These colors don't run, motherf*cker!"

You got that pirates? Bring on all the Captain Hooks, peg leg Sams, Jack Sparrows, parrots, and booty-lickers you got. Hell,...

Obama took a serious stand against the pirates that took Capt. Richard Phillips hostage and held him at gunpoint by authorizing "appropriate force" in order to get the captain freed.  Here's the report from MSNBC explaining...

Have you gotten all the "ARRGGHHH" out of your system yet? Because this is a serious problem, matey!  Avast ye swabs, as Hillary the Blackheart explains where the administration stands on this scurvy threat!

One question movie buffs: would you be more or less inclined to see the new Tom Cruise vehicle if it was titled:

Eyepatch, the Movie!

Us too. Killing Hitler is one thing, pulling off a non-pirate related eyepatch, that's...

The score has finally been settled.  When a clan of ninjas invade a pirate festival, not only does hilarity ensue, but as the pirates continue to flap their gums, the honorable ninja masters smile and walk silently on with...

Commentator Tom Durkin has some fun with an unusually named racehorse. Arrrr's owner is currently in the Caribbean Sea, plundering Imperial ships for spices and rum. His trainer has been hospitalized with a bad case of scurvy.

Remember that awesome picture of a kitty you drew in kindergarten? The one your mom put on the fridge and everything? Rip it up. It's time to enroll in the School of Manly Art. Arrrggghhhh.