Ever wonder what kind of home videos Dick Cheney leaves around? Well, torture ones of course! And no puppy is spared.

Controversy has flared over the use of Minotaurs in the interrogation of high profile detainees.  Is it torture?  Or maybe just mythological murder?  Either way, we need answers.  If the Minotaur can get them, we must proceed.

These kids are having the time of their lives with the new Super Soaker Waterboards.  And the fun won't stop until they cough up some secrets, or a few gallons of H2O. 

Classic!  John Yoo, better known as the legal architect behind the Bush administration's stance on "enhanced interrogation techniques" was pranked hardcore in his Chapman University classroom by some cantancerous Aussies from...

FX is introducing a new animated series that would fit in nicely with the late night Cartoon Network cavalcade.  The show, tentatively titled Archer, brings the word "inappropriate" to a torturously hilarious level. 

Nothing caps off the night like a little alcohol-boarding to help job your memory.  Where are the car keys, anyway?

Jesse Ventura has been making the rounds slamming the use of torture to get information from suspected terrorist. Here he is on Countdown with Keith Olbermann where they offer other suggestions to get information including...

Keith Olbermann has announced that he will stop hounding Sean Hannity to take him up on the $1000/second offer he made to see Hannity get waterboarded in light of this stunt by conservative radio host Mancow Muller, which got...

Minnesota govenor Jesse "The Body" Ventura goes on a prolific rant towards The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck when asked how he feels about torture. Natually the right-wing Hasselbeck agreed it was a good tactic but Ventura...

Jon Stewart proves he isn't just a lefty cheerleader in this segment where he zings Obama not only on the reversal of position on releasing addition torture photos, but also on the "don't ask don't tell" issue. Best moment?...

Which is the worse pox on American society: Waterboarding or...this?

We all know which way Jon Stewart's political winds blow, but as the saying goes:

Hell hath no fury like a late night liberal comedian scorned.

Waterboarding is fine, as long as the info gained isn't translated by the gays.

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Everyone is REALLY upset that Barack Obama is going back on his word regarding the release of torture photos. But fear not, easily persuaded sheeple! That is, if you see, speak, or hear no evil on behalf of Headzup.

The outspoken Jesse Ventura returned to the United States to have a chat with Larry King and weigh in on all the popular topics of the first quarter of '09.  Torture? "Give me Dick Cheney, a Waterboard, and an hour."

Jon Stewart interviewed president of The Foundation for the Defense of Democracies Cliff May the other day, and if you watched the episode, you know that it got so intense that they couldn't air the entire interview.  Here's...