We always knew there was something we didn't like about birdwatchers....they're Cardinals fans. Yep, that's their biggest problem. Nothing to see here. (Alas, though, Mr. Mills' fearless prediction failed to materialize...)

2008 is over, but its internet memes live on!  As the lil’ fad continues its course of hilarity, we present to you Lil’ Jean-Claude Van Damme (compassionately ruthless just like the original). Lil’ Chuck Norris - on its way.

Naturally, we're all about Halloween today. And we want to make sure you're safe. Follow these easy-to-use tips, and those blood-sucking vampires will go suck on your neighbor's neck. After the sun sets, though, go directly...

Oh, here's a GREEEEAAATTTT idea....

Oscar favorite "There Will Be Blood" raises a host of questions about the ethics of oil. But long before P.T. Anderson ever got his hands on the script, the kids of Bayside High (from TV's "Saved by the Bell") were standing...

Things got gruesome when Florida Panthers forward Richard Zednik had his carotid artery accidentally cut by his teammate's skate. The hockey player is healing up, but much like the fans, he'll likely never forget this...

Now That's What We Call Violence! Give 'em bloody hell, Beatrix Kiddo!

Finally, the late nite shows do away with the niceties and get to a big ugly WWF-meets-Tarantino brawl. It's got more tools of violence than a John Woo movie, and more fists thrown than at a hillbilly wedding. The melee...

In the spirit of the season, we bring you this flat-out creepy report from "National Geographic." Here we are presented with honest-to-goodness vampires drinking the blood of others, including a kidnapped hitchhiker sucked...

This is the first we've heard of the "Crime Channel," but we'd love to check it out after witnessing what their warped minds did to this 30-second TV ad. Things are cheerful and carefree in a magical puppet land, until Gali...

The quick, hard-hitting setups on Nick Frost's BBC comedy show Man Stroke Woman make for ideal web clips, and this vid of Nick's stubborn insistence on feeding the dog his way (is there a man alive who's willing to follow the...

Australian Rules Football is one of the world's more violent sports, but the end of this match gets a bit more violent than most. The footage may be a little grainy and scattershot, but that only allows for greater focus on...

Australian Rules Football is definitely one of the world's more fisticuffs-prone sports, but the end of this match get a bit more violent than most. The footage may be a little grainy and scattershot, but that only allows for...

In this beyond absurd episode of the "Tony Mendez Show," Letterman’s cue card guy is taken hostage by the interns after suffering under his violent reign. It’s got enough blood, guts, puke and cupcakes to satisfy Eli Roth, at...