What's sweeter than a guy writing you a song about your new love connection? Not much, except when its ends up being about giving you an STD. The worst part is it's kinda catchy!

A new Michael Jackson song has been made available online, four months after his death. The song, titled somewhat unfortunately as "This Is It," can be found at Michaeljackson.com.

Remember that senile old man who gave away swords like free candy at the start of the Legend of Zelda? What if he had the ability to break out in song? Here's your answer.

When the sun is up over the forces of G.I. Joe and Cobra, there's no time for emotions amongst the blazing guns. But when the sun goes down...everything surfaces. Yo, Joe!  I'm so lonely.

Things got a little hotter between former mermaid Ariel and Prince Eric than Disney let on. Go ahead, Eric, try and bone de girl. The menagerie of felt sea creatures is rooting for you.

Here's a guy performing various amateur magic tricks while singing for your amusement. You don't recognize the song, you say? Sure you do. Just give it a moment.

Word going around says that overnight singing sensation Susan Boyle will be appearing on Oprah's television show on Monday, though only through a video link...for now. Boyle will reportedly be answering questions from Oprah,...

This is either a meditation on our tendency as human beings to turn to food as a source of comfort during our toughest times...or a song abut getting shitfaced and eating Mexican food. One of the two.

Though Mayer never mentions his ex in his new song "Heartbreak Warfare," it's pretty obvious who he's ragging on. In fact, the song was originally titled, "You're a Frigid Fish, Jennifer, and I Hate Hate Hate You," but Mayer'...

It's Christmas time in this inner city school, and they're giving gift ideas for your favorite boo. Girls, you get ideas for the guys. Guys, you get ideas for the girls. And everyone gets an awesome song stuck in their head...

Eric Appel shows us what The Shawshank Redemption would've looked like had it premiered in 1983.  Further proof of why the 80's sucked.

In this song, Jon Lajoie is man enough to let us know he is barely a man.

This pudgy little toddler is trying to make internet waves with his cutesy rendition of "The CuppyCake Song." Unfortunately, we're not biting.  Child obesity is a huge problem in America, and cute-ifying it is just terrible. ...