Well, they've finally done it. Satirical geniuses The Onion have surely sent our nation head-on into a war with a budding superpower. And to think that all it took was a cleverly articulated plot that claimed the Chinese were...

In a shocking news development, the White House announced that a World War II-era internment camp holding Japanese-American citizens was recently discovered to be still in the existence, and fully operational, filled with...

There are great obscure sports stories and then there are GREAT obscure sports stories, like this terrific clip from the always funny Onion News Network. Evidently sepak takraw fan favorite Nguyen Thi Buch Thuy has pissed off...

The Onion News Network's "Undercover Investigative Unit" puts the Transportation Security Administration to the ultimate test. Reporters exposed security lapses by smuggling bomb components onto a Continental Airlines flight,...

It's a dead man's party, who could ask for more? Actually, it's medical miracles week, so we meet a man who survived cardiomyopathy by stealing a dead man's heart! What a treat! And next, we throw knives at child magicians!

Onion News Network anchor Brandon Armstrong talks with executives from Ford, GM and Toyota about the future of the automobile industry. The execs tout advances in hybrid technology, fuel efficiency, and high-tech audio...

Now here's good old-fashioned American planning ahead. In California, a memorial has been erected to honor those who *will* die as a result of the "imminent" yet "preventable" disaster that's sure to come when the Folsom Dam...

This is just more proof that Washington is going that extra mile to make sure "no able-bodied child is left behind." The Onion News Network has the story of a unique school curriculum in Ohio that's giving underprivileged...

Tragedy was narrowly averted today, as Beyonce was nearly hit by a stray bullet from a nearby confrontation.Thankfully, an innocent passerby was hit instead, intercepting the fatal blow. God is clearly on the side of Beyonce'...

Tragedy almost struck today, as Beyonce was nearly hit by a stray bullet from a nearby confrontation. Thankfully, an innocent passerby was hit instead, intercepting the fatal blow. God is clearly on the side of Beyonce's...

It seems that each day we hear another tragic story about some poor grandmother falling victim to the scourge of ocular penetration. Thankfully, Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) has taken to the floor of Congress, and in this...

This surprising new Onion News Network report details a new study showing that a overwhelming majority of Alzheimer’s patients are, in fact, perfectly fine. We checked with Uncle June just before the end of the Sopranos and...

The Onion News Networks’ hard-hitting discussion panel tackles a threat perhaps greater than militant Islamic fascism. One year after the release of Little Man, the Wayans Brothers stand poised to mount a new assault on our...

Another wildly inappropriate news flash from the Onion News Network: As anticipation for the next (and final!) installment of Harry Potter series rises, an electrifying spoiler emerges: one of the characters will be date-...

As their website claims, "The Onion News Network has set the standard for globe-encompassing 24-hour television news since it was founded in December, 1892. The network boasts channels in 171 languages and can be viewed in 4.2...