John Oliver gets himself wrapped up in a media-military-industrial-complex-conspiracy so deep, it makes the Parallax View look beautiful, makes Three Days of the Condor seem like a few hours with a peacock, and makes The...

And the winner in the "First arsehole to compare President-elect Barack Obama to genocidal Nazi fascist Adolph Hitler is...Georgia Representative Paul Broun!" C'mon down and receive your gold-plated dunce cap, complete with a

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The two cutest kids on the face of the Earth with an adorable new puppy? It's only been two days of Obama's America and already we've been reduced to crying teenage girls. Man, it is a whole new world. 

Community organizers, puh-leaze! That's no real job, what with the helping the poor to heat their homes, grow their own food, earn a living wage and not have to live in roach-and-rat-infested squalor. They deserve the scorn...

There are no red states and blue states. There are only altered states, states of shock and states of disgrace. Our state fear is a great state fear... Democracy is the new Jigsaw. 

"Hello, my name is Joe Wurzelbacher and I've come to fix the sink."

"I've also come to be referenced by the two candidates for President of the United States 26 times, and have my blue-collarness injected into the campaign

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It isn't bad enough the Cubs came into the playoffs as the best team in the National League and pooped Wrigley Field. It isn't bad enough the Cubs took all of the poetic symmetry of winning a World Series on the 100-year...

Are the least helpful people in the world. You in particular, Yentl. 

Well, no, not all of them anyway. Speeches are merely words. Convoluted electoral delegate rules that may or may not apply to Hillary, well, those actually mean something. Senator Clinton's supporters are so angry they won't...

In case you're unaware, PUMA stands for "Party Unity My Ass." After Hillary's unequivocal pro-Obama speech, it's hard to imagine these angry cats will get much traction. But, they're all a bunch of racist babies anyhow, so...

Good organic food and hardly any maggots! That's the assessment of the uber-sustainable dude John Oliver spends time with for his half of the new "Red State/Blue State Report." At first we just thought it would be Oliver and...

As a wise Daily Tube editor once said, trying to explain satire to everyday yobs out on the street is like capturing the Hudson River with a spaghetti strainer. This simile is decidedly unsatirical, except to chefs at the...

Photoshop can be such a cruel mistress. Making it look like Stewart pals around with Stephen Baldwin makes the vagina thing not so bad. P.S.: You've been Rickrolled!

The problem with the American government ignoring the Geneva Convention by holding possibly innocent "detainees" at Guantanamo Bay with no legal right to counsel and not providing them with prisoner-of-war status isn't that...

Boris Johnson is the new mayor of jolly olde London town. He took the very unjolly step of banning booze on the Underground (AKA the tube, AKA the stop-over drinking spot on the way to the pub.)  If you think London isn't...