When we consider appropriate ways to teach children proper safety techniques, only one thing comes to mind: German public access television.

You've heard the rumors about what happens when you pee on an electric fence. Maybe you weren't prepared to believe them and you were still tempted to try it for yourself, but this guy from Germany is going to demonstrate for...

The Germans are incredibly excited about life now that all the post-WWII glare has finally worn off, which is precisely why they put cheerleaders at many of their sporting events. Well, maybe the cheerleaders will be a little...

Barack Obama's recent trip to Europe has raised many questions, like "How was Amsterdam?" and "Are you gunna legalize it?"  If you're going to sit on a discussion panel about such issues, be ready to take a 'hit' from any...

Despite the criticism Obama received during his eight-day tour of Europe and the Middle East, the Democratic nominee insists the trip was a success. This video supports that argument, and does a little hip-hoppin' stump for...

Looks like Barack the Rockstar has a following no matter where he goes!  This crowd in Berlin is every bit as supportive for the Democratic presumptive candidate as his homeland rallies are.  The question we're asking...

At least in the estimation of our old pal at Fox & Friends. Let's just go ahead and declare Steve Doocy the enemy before the Germans start burning the American flag in effigy again. Meanwhile, just as Barack Obama rocked the...

If history has taught us anything, it's that the Germans won't stop until they're the greatest in the world at everything in the world. Seriously, it's true. After all, one World War can be a fluke, two make for a solid trend....

Long the lovable losers, Spain decided to shed it's soccer image. Instead of falling apart at the hands of another perennial contender, Germany, the Spanish played a solid game at the back and used one moment of brilliance...

Not only that, in Germany they're playing a World Cup! And with the help of noise-making balls, coach instruction and blindfolds to even the playing field, the competition is fierce. But at least one thing stays the same...

Need an offseason basketball fix? Try this on. German sensation Dirk Nowitzki faced off against the Chinese national team ... minus Yao Ming, of course. And while the video quality is less than HD, and the Chinese squad minus...

Tom Cruise was banned from filming in German government buildings because of his "religious" beliefs. FunnyorDie.com envisions what really goes on when you enter Teuton-land, now that the Cruise-free policy is in effect. Can...