Nine seconds is all it really takes to win over some voters.  Unfortunately Sarah Palin didn't take on her new look until after the election.

The King's heir has given birth to two babies of her own: twin girls. The two girls were delivered by C-section and Lisa Marie is reportedly doing all right (though maybe she's a bit...all shook up?). There are no names yet...

Tell us more, good brother!  It's Friday and we want to denounce the evil that is man's creation of sick, distorted slavery.  We want to denounce all that is our day job!  Preach on, young brother!  To the weekend, we come! ...

This totally outdoes the last baby glitchcore video we brought you.  This one features a distinguishable melody, and we even started dancing to the coos and giggles this time!  Yeah, we wish it was Friday, too.

This is actually a video of a Daily Tube staff member (guess who) making a proposal for a new video. For the record, this is NOT cute whatsoever.  Not even a little bit.  

At some point, Ricky Martin decided it would be a tragedy if he left this world without passing down his hip-shaking genes. Ergo, he found a surrogate mother and fathered two twin boys. He'll be taking a year off to recover...

J-Lo is running for charity. In this video, she discusses her preparations and life with two six-month-old babies. J-Lo claims they're both "sleeping through the night," which is celebrity for "someone gets up if they cry,...

Dannah Feinglass and Danielle Schneider team up to skewer the obsessive, creepy coverage of celebrities prone to questionable, greedy acts.  Get ready for pregnant-toddler jokes...

Americans are a confrontational bunch.  If a kitten and a newborn child actually ran for president against each other, the country would split over who would make a better president.  Well, we as a people have made plenty of...

In most regards, he's just an ordinary toddler.  He uses baby-safe hygiene products.  He makes sure to groom himself as thoroughly as possible. He takes care of his physical image.  He's also a terrifying psycho who stabs his...

How do you lose your baby weight after the package has been delivered? You can consult your personal trainer, of course, but if you lack one, celebrities like Lopez and Alba will share their tips with you.

Gossip rags spend millions on first exclusive rights for pictures; the right snap can sell thousands of copies. Everyone knew the first pics of Angelina Jolie's twins would go for a hefty penny, but the final price is still...

Babies pull in a nice load of cash at the dealership.  Don't believe us?  Try it.  Bring your unwanted to babies to Barry Blintz's Baby Trade and Car Bonanza and get in on some incredible trade-in deals!!!

They look just like momma!  In her ongoing effort to make herself look as batsh*t crazy as possible, Amy Winehouse decided to put herself in a viral video with a box of baby mice.  Sad thing is that the shriveled, gross-...

And it's NO accident!  These Indian infants are being thrown in an ancient ritual that is believed to bring luck and keep the babies safe and healthy. They claim there's never been an accident, but that doesn't mean there won'...