Have a problem deciphering if that cutie at the party is really into you? Try Flirtoprosen, the only pill that provides a surefire way of knowing whether she wants a date, or just feels sorry for you and your crappy haircut.

Word's getting around that Jessica Simpson may be dating Gerard Butler. There's a ten-year age difference between the two, but hey...it's Gerard Butler.

Some of you out there probably got lucky this weekend.  For those who didn't, simply follow this easy recipe for success while dating.  Be careful with that crack lab, though.

Indeed, she is pretty, and pictures are worth a thousand words.  But those words are written by a 6th-grader, and by written, we mean culled from Wikipedia.  Dan Levy discovers this when he dates this very beautiful woman...

Word around Hollywood is that Justin Timberlake has been getting closer to Rihanna. Is this the end of Timberlake and Jessica Biel as a couple? It'll all come to the fore soon enough.

Khloe Kardashian has found a way to temporarily grab the spotlight from her sisters: she's getting married to LA Lakers star Lamar Odom after a mere single month of dating. Nothing can possibly go wrong with this union!

Before people could stalk your stats online, you had actual upright mobile beings to choose from. Take for example this montage of mustached mavens selling themselves for the sake of finding Miss Right. We only wish we'd been...

Such important matters should never be left up to the toss of a coin.  These things need to be fairly decided.

On Entourage, Jamie-Lynn Sigler's character dates Jerry Ferrara's character Turtle, who has more than a few pounds on him. This reporter decided to ask Sigler if she would ever date someone so overweight, not knowing that...

This amazing true story is a lesson for dues as to why you should never date crazy chicks. And why you should always leave their cell phones on no matter what you're doing.  Have a great weekend!

We have to hand it to Digg user Stephcv for her PERFECT summation of this skit:

" They have to realize they don't PWN their daughter anymore. "

Hailey Glassman talks about her new boyfriend Jon Gosselin, and how they're totally in love and stuff. Glassman says the pair loves to play pool and watch movies, which translates to "drink" and "party party party."

Who does Paris Hilton have her eye (and her other body parts) on now? Superstar Cristiano Ronaldo, widely regarded as the best soccer player alive today. Is Paris trying to capture that Posh-and-Becks magic for herself?...

Perhaps a more appropriate title for this little stick-figure animation is "Don't Bother."  Girls are evil monsters that will kill you, at least according to the internet.

GFs across the United States are pushing for a new economic plan that will save a lot of people a lot of money, and drive the BFs of America into a frothing and confused frenzy.  Critics of the plan argue that while the plan...