There's logical way to explain this, but here goes.

A monk, who loves to sing heavy metal songs, quit his band because he thinks the Devil made him too famous, causing problems with his management.

Draw your own conclusions.

The ultra-conservative pundit who calls himself "moderate" had a chat on MSNBC where he said not only that he would go to the White House if he was invited, he'd totally drink a beer with the president.  Yea, Rush, we know...

More than a few of us were left a bit dumb-founded Friday when it was announced that President Barack Obama had been rewarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Critics claimed that though his words of international peace are...

This is a fantastic sentiment that flies in the face of all the screaming crazies who argue that an OPTION to pick from a competitive health care provider (public option) is actually socialism.  It only takes five minutes of...

After the recent whistle-blowing incident over ACORN assisting underage prostitution, the agency has lost all government funding.  Rachel Maddow thinks this is unfair, and makes the case that if ACORN is held accountable for...

The headline pretty much says it all, but you need to really see how they treat this poor MSNBC reporter who's just trying to do his job.  He's being quite polite about the whole issue, since they apparently were invited in...

If we're not freaking out at town halls about where Barack Obama was born, then we're freaking out at town halls about how he's going to kill old people.  Meet the "deathers"!

Remember Orly Taitz? She lost her shizz about Obama's birth certificate on MSNBC last week about heading some movement to find out where he was really born. The genius of the internet brings you: the remix.

The child reporter who has been gunning for an interview with Barack Obama got to go on MSNBC the other day, where the other anchors gushed themselves into the charactures they are often made of for by The Onion.  They also...

Jesse Ventura has been making the rounds slamming the use of torture to get information from suspected terrorist. Here he is on Countdown with Keith Olbermann where they offer other suggestions to get information including...

MSNBC's openly gay left wing talking head put together this segment on Victor Fehrenbach, a heavily decorated fighter pilot who was recently fired over the "don't ask don't tell" policy.  Maddow's interest in the issue is...

Political irony: Rachel Maddow brings Ron Paul's son on her show, acknowledges the surprising amount of support behind Ron's presidential race, and asks Rand to talk about his own political ambitions.  Not only does she show...

Jon Stewart's take on cable news coverage of the first 100 days of Obama's presidency is not kind.  In fact, he takes everyone from Fox, CNN, and MSNBC and rips them all a new one.  If only Comedy Central counted as a news...

Here's the part where the left-wing media ignores the tea bagging madness on tax day, right? 

Unfortunately for this late explanation for his initial luny rant, MSNBC is already getting a lot of flack, and CNBC has all but been reduced to a dreary sideshow of an economic crisis.  That being said, this rant isn't even...