Bill, fresh off his badgering George Clooney in Fantastic Mr. Fox, has taken up reading once again. 

And dressing like a gay French neer-do-well! 

The holidays have come early this year, kids! 

When the going gets tough, the tough get joking. 

Always leave 'em laughing, Dave. Especially the ladies. 

America's national punchline does it again. In West Palm Beach County, local Floridians are freaked out by the "Muck Monster." The enormous underwater creature is obviously evil because it won't come to surface.

To rehash, an...

We don't know how Dave can make jokes at a time like this.

It's the end of Late Nite world as we know it. (And ex-Gov. Palin feels fine.)

Upside the head, you filthy animals. First off, get your minds out of the gutter. Second, yuch. Double yuch. Triple yuch. We rather watch Letterman in a gay porn that see Paul "hoisting the Canadian flag."

In other testicular...

LETTERMAN HAS SWINE FLU!!!

Or, maybe, Dave just has a sore throat. Whatevs. It's nice to see Paul Shaffer come out and sit in the big boy chair to deliver the "Top Ten Reasons Arlen Specter Switched Parties."

Best line, "Same...

We're giving you Letterman's post-debate Sarah Plain analysis in two parts. The first half makes with the wisecracks and throws out the idea that she should be the second-in-command for Ms. America. Is Palin a "stinking...