Abusing our bodies to produce funny sound effects is always worth it. This woman sacrifices the health of her eardrums for our amusement. Let's be appreciative.

Russian history is far from happy go lucky. Between Stalin's reign of terror, Losing Olympic Hockey to America, and subsequently, the Cold War, it's been a hard century for Russia. But nothing in their extremely chaotic,...

Who do you thank when your life is saved by electric wires god or the electric company? This suicidal Chinese woman's fall was broken by electric wires. Thankfully, the police and firemen were there to untangle her before she...

Everyday when we come home from work, all we hope is find our wife caressing herself in a tub full of fluffy bubbles. Usually she's in the bathroom scrubbing poo stains off the toilet bowl, but hey, it never hurts to pretend....

This year for Valentine's Day, The Onion News Network investigates the plight of all the sad women of the world trying desperately to find a mate. Though their chances are just as slim as in the brick-and-mortal world, online...

For no apparent reason whatsoever, the sexy/lame-ass NYC weather woman Jill Nicolini turns her report into a dance party. She must have been practicing the "Soulja Boy" dance, just waiting for her chance to shine while...

This obviously insane homeless woman has some major star power, but what's the perfect vehicle for this rising star? Host of a her own daytime television show, perhaps? We'd tune in to hear more of this crazed woman's...

Not only is Brit's album "Blackout" topping the charts, but fans are reaching out to the poor girl in random parking lots. Britney asked the manager of "Gap Kids" to escort her through the paparazzi and the woman took the job...

Seth Rogen sits down with ABC News to discuss his inspiration for his new movie "Superbad". That's right ladies, this funnyman can write, too. Seth not only appears as a bumbling cop in the film, but also wrote and executive...

A shout-out to Daily Tube subscriber Andy Deemer for nominating this weird and provocative clip. Talk about culture clash! A militant Jihadi woman sings about suicide bombing to the tune of the famous Jewish song “Hava Nagila.

Can you handle more? The sticky natto of part one was one thing. Now try freshly grated garlic! “Giddy giddy seh!!!”

It’s time for another installment of our favorite Japanese game show: Crazy dudes in insect costumes performing ridiculous stunts before bad-breathed female spiders burp in their faces! This episode sees the contestants...