

Whether you actually did or did not throw a live frog into a giant pot of boiling water to prove one of your lametastic lullibies Mr. Beck, we have nothing left to say. WHERE'S PETA?!
Okay, okay. So it was just a stunt. ...



Sarah Palin's retirement hit us hard last weekend. Our sparklers were extinguished, our beer went flat, our Jell-O mold collapsed and we considered moving to Canada (up near the Yukon Territory, where we could see her from...


It's the Tonight Show stage in Burbank. This is where politicians go to fly: What with the softball questions, the fawning, the preening and the envying of the Hollywood elite...Wait, we were talking about the White House...







You won't like him when he's angry.
The Rock Obama Smash!!!
Seriously, who wouldn't enjoy watching Barack turn all green, muscular, and fiery, if only to see the Hulk throw some big bankers off the White House roof?
Monday...
