Fox News and their flawless journalistic excellence never cease to amaze us. Here, ever-loving dingbat Glenn Beck agrees with guest Michael Scheuer that the U.S., particularly the new administration (read: not a Republican...

It’s good to know that by next Tuesday, Osama Bin Laden will somehow not be much of a threat anymore. That’s at least according to U.S. officials who responded to this recent video snippet from the world's favorite caveman...

The CIA released this intercepted transmission from Bin Laden to Al Qaeda, warning of the shaky financial times they face in 2009.  He offers a few choice tips on how to beat the crunch and keep jihad alive, but admits that...

Both Obama and McCain supported renewing the bill that continued the NSA warrantless wiretapping. Surprise of all surprises, it's been abused beyond belief. Senators Leahy, Specter and Rockefeller, however, don't go in for...

It seems Bill O'Reilly is making the case that General Electric is doing business with Iran (pronounced in the Flock of Seagulls "I ran" vernacular by Fox "reporters"), and thus its subsidiaries (e.g., MSNBC) are more or less...

Mike Huckabee is a man of his word, and as such, he appeared on "The Colbert Report" to talk to his promised running mate. Colbert manages to straighten a few things out on where the pair stands on a few issues, including,...

Norm Macdonald (or, at least, his creepy, mustachioed avatar) is back with another rundown of fake news. Perennial Macdonald target OJ Simpson comes in for the Norm treatment, as does Dennis Kucinich, Osama bin Laden, and...

Okay, this one is almost too lo-fi for our tastes: a bunch of gals in some anonymous office put on Osama bin Laden masks and shimmy around. But the final product is somehow greater than the sum of its parts. Sure, it's...

This "America Freaks Out" report came just six weeks after September 11, but as "The Daily Show" points out, New Yorkers weren't going to be prevented from dressing up their spoiled dogs in silly costumes on October 31 2001....

If you thought Osama bin Laden was going to sit out the sixth anniversary of 9/11 in silence, think again. Following up on his call for Americans to become muslims — earlier in the week — Bin Laden's second video praises the 9

Amy Winehouse's infectious hit "Rehab" is ripe for lampooning, and here's the latest and greatest: "Jihad." It's the tragi-comic tale of a young fundie bent on resisting the pull of his fiery destiny: "They said, here's your...

In what has been labeled everything from a loony rant to a warning of attacks to come, Osama bin Laden's latest video (his first in three years) implores Americans to convert to Islam if they want the Iraq War to end. In...

...or at least a half-assed Australian facsimile. The $200 million worth of extra security at the APEC summit in Sydney couldn't keep this brilliant Aussie comic in a ten-cent Osama beard from getting through two security...

If you've been asking yourself, "why, after six years, haven't we been able to find a 6-foot-5 bearded Arab with a dialysis machine?" It's because he's hiding out next door. The summer-ending "sun, fun and jihad" party should...