If you're thinking of traveling to Europe this summer, avoid the world's most confusing and infuriating airport ever.  The Onion News Network takes a closer look at what makes the staff at Kafka International tick (or not...

Think you've suffered through delays and confusion at the airport? You haven't been to Franz Kafka International in Prague. At Kafka International, you are not what you think you are, as you are merely bugs to the bureaucrats.

President Bush didn’t seem that pissed when an Iraqi journalist called him a dog while throwing his shoes at him. He is, however, responding with some reprimands for the media at future press conferences (only, like, a month'...

If you're arrested for busting stuff up, can you logically expect to be in Hawaii within 24 hours? You can if you're Kanye West. The hip hop star broke an expensive paparazzi camera at LAX on September 11th and was arrested...

Gary Glitter used to be a rock star, but then he was jailed for three years in Vietnam for sexually abusing two 10-year-old girls. Now, Hong Kong and Thailand don't want him, so he may be extradited to London. We can't think...

Jawbone makes some of the best Bluetooth headsets around, but this video is proof positive of some of the bad they can do.  We do not condone anything resembling violence towards your cabby.  Those guys have long days...and a...

Naomi Campbell has been charged for her London Heathrow Airport arrest.  The model/actress (or whatever she is nowadays besides an assaultress) had five charges handed to her that could potentially get her six months in jail...

British Supermodel and former cellphone hurler Naomi Campbell hasn't lost her aggressive ways. Reports have surfaced that the model assaulted a police officer at London's Heathrow Airport while aboard a British Airways plane....

Oh, look, revenge! British supermodel Kate Moss may just be a supermom when it comes to saving her daughter from impending danger. The two arrived at LA's international airport only to be dangerously surrounded by paparazzi....

It's a time-honored holiday tradition: spending time with loved ones in one of America's hundreds of jam-packed airports. So roll up your jacket, find a warm spot on the floor, and enjoy the love!

No love for Courtney. A frazzled Love is caught talking on her cell about being robbed while entering LAX. Money might seem like no object for the rocker, but nothing can replace things with sentimental value. The thief stole...

The man just won't stop hasslin'...the man? Lil Jon is forced to take off all his bling in order to get past airport security, but under all that jewelry is...a businessman trying to feed his family. The lesson we learn is to...