Who would take this drug? Pissing yourself, like controlling the TV and being racist, is an inalienable right of the elderly.

So, you're watching a movie, and some sweet events are going down on-screen, but your gorilla-sized Coke worked its magic on you. Your bladder is about to burst like an overfilled balloon, but it's a 4-star sex scene! Cheer...

Can you imagine if, like, a duck totally dropped one on Obama while talking about Iran?  Stay inside the White House for press stuff, Barry.  Otherwise, you could possibly end up like Rupia Banda, president of Zimbabwe.  At...

Pee-powered cars would be nice, but we'd rather the government focus on more important things. Changing our current viewpoint that money is safer buried in a Folgers can than in a bank would be a start.

In the latest episode of Sketch Toons, we get a better idea of why Ahab pursued Moby Dick for so long. Whales are apparently rude and disgusting.

You've heard the rumors about what happens when you pee on an electric fence. Maybe you weren't prepared to believe them and you were still tempted to try it for yourself, but this guy from Germany is going to demonstrate for...

Is your wife always nagging you? Does she stop you from hanging out with the fellas? Don't fret--just proceed as usual, even when she's around, and even when "the usual" includes fisting and watersports.

If any of you ever have the opportunity to tell your unsolved mystery/alien abduction tale on The Learning Channel or something, be careful.  Signing away those shows the rights to dramatically reenact your story can cause...

Just when we thought Japanese culture reached its creative peak with "Most X-treme Challenge," they go and one-up themselves with this utterly insane clown-face toilet. Not only does the insane clown stare at you while you go...

Okay, so before you turn away in revulsion, give this guy a chance. Yes, his choice of artistic media is a little unconventional. You might even call it "off-color." But watch straight through this vid: the cameraman deftly...

Looks can be deceiving: On the surface, we have a boring Photoshop tutorial. But tune in and peer beneath the surface of this hapless IT instructor's life. Behold, a roiling tumult of marital strife, attention deprivation,...

Don't you hate it when nature calls when you're about to win big mooulah on national TV? New "Price is Right" host Drew Carey almost made an over-stimulated contestant pee her pants, but not because of his jokes. She walks...

How can an ad with chirpy music and cheery children go so utterly, horrifyingly wrong? How about by throwing in a working willie? We're not sure what country this spot aired in, but the price is in Pounds, so we can rest...