Find cleaning glass annoying? You won't anymore! New Windex Fantasy Portal is a warped, psychedelic make-up world that sounds like something you want...but not really?

So, you're watching a movie, and some sweet events are going down on-screen, but your gorilla-sized Coke worked its magic on you. Your bladder is about to burst like an overfilled balloon, but it's a 4-star sex scene! Cheer...

Putting a wad of toilet paper on the end of a stick is supposed to help you avoid "touching dirty toilet paper." The people in this commercial obviously have the facts about proper wiping procedure a little mixed up.

What is Gillette trying to do here? Teach guys how to get that 10-year-old boy look, that's what. As one YouTube commentator so eloquently proclaimed, "now if only they could make one for my hairy a**."

Our sentiments...not...

This adorable kid is saying last words to beloved goldfish Lucky right before it goes down the crapper. While daddy videotapes and mommy cracks up in the background, this little girl takes the helm for the eulogy. Hubby goes...

The council tries to keep their composure, but there's no denying the hilarity of this Beavis & Butthead moment.  Let's take a short recess, guys.

Look, we're not going to pussyfoot around here: someone took a s--t in the bathtub?  This is the s--t you need for the job.  Simple as that.  Brand spankin' new.

"Scare the crap out of mommy?"  "Yes, son.  Literally."  Sure, you think it's funny.  But it seems he was actually trying to kill her.

It's still early at the Cooper/Johnson rehearsal dinner, and we've already got some underwear swapping. It's not necessarily what you'd expect...more of a logistical issue, really. But still: THEY TRADED BRAS!

On today's episode of "Oh Noooo!", a classy lass squats in the middle of a variety store aisle and lets it rip. When nature calls, don't let the search for a toilet hold you back. And for God's sake, don't let it interrupt...

Moral conundrum: save water, as you know you should, or save your dignity?  We've all tried the running- water- to- muffle- the- sound- of- bodily- functions trick, but did you know it wastes gallons of water?  Will your mate...

Another ripped-from-the-headlines jaunt from Fark TV. In this episode: a clean bathroom can be a nice place--to live in.

At first, this video looks to be like any other internet comedy skit - a couple is throwing a party, and supposedly, American Idol star Blake Lewis is pooping in the bathroom while making beatbox noises. But as the skit goes...

We always suspected that the iconic villain must have been drawing upon deep-seeded romantic angst. After all, that's where real evil is bred. Witness the beginning of his heartbreak in this clip, which was inexplicably cut...

Perhaps you saw Matt Lauer's interview with disgraced Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) last week: denials, claims of "entrapment," pretty ho-hum stuff. But now, SuperDeluxe has the real embargoed footage, the stuff the powers that...