With cars and banks getting government bailouts, it seems several industries are jealous of being left out of the great governmental grabag. What about the mall, you guys?! Here, CollegeHumor.com attempts their own shopping...

America's "favorite" overweight mall cop has a secret double life. Hint: it involves Nazi Germany. And having sex with Ralph Fiennes. Consider it a virtual lock for an Oscar.

"Mommy, why's the man behind us riding the es'lator all funny?" "Sometimes when people drink goofy juice, they decide to do things differently, dear." "...Can we get ice cream?" "We may as well."

This video of a girl performing a little escalator stunt seems harmless on its own, but coupled with an active imagination and the very real possibility of getting her hair caught in the rotating handrails, we wound up...

The Human Giant takes a look into a bizarro world where mini malls are torn down to make room for Indian burial grounds. Not particularly PC, but well-conceived, well-acted, and on the mark. Not to be missed: the iconic...