Watch, take notes, and someday you could shoot down advances from Jon Hamm, aka Mad Men's Don Draper, aka the biggest badass in the history of badassery. It's as easy as using lots and lots of puns. Janeane Garofalo and...

Us Weekly was the beneficiary of Jennifer Love Hewitt's attempt to get the world to care about her newborn.  Unfortunately, the $2.2 million they're recieving for running the spread, which was written, edited, and...

Pretend for a minute that you're the greatest skateboarder that ever lived.  You've grabbed millions in endorsements, secured your legacy as an athlete, and even have a multi-installment video game that has earned the respect...

Here's a great looking viral ad for some new phone coming out in Korea or something.  We're reminded of the never-ending fountain of knowledge, the Tree House of Horror episode from The Simpsons.  This is the point Matt...

A-List celebrities and a whole lot of sarcasm attempt to drill in the importance of voting into your skull before America hits the polls. In fact, they don't want you just to vote.  They want you to bring five friends with...

Comedy.com brings us to the celebrated release of one of the greatest video games of all time.  Jacob Sirof gets to bump elbows with some basically unimportant semi-famous people, talk about the "St. Louis Steelers," and...

Dannah Feinglass and Danielle Schneider team up to skewer the obsessive, creepy coverage of celebrities prone to questionable, greedy acts.  Get ready for pregnant-toddler jokes...

Perhaps you are one of the lucky few who happened to run into Ami Dolenz (daughter of one of the Monkees!) at a Starbucks and she signed your receipt. The rest of us could only wish upon a star and hope to find Dolenz at the "

Too often, we take for granted the brave men and women who fill E! with red carpet interviews.  Award shows feature the most pointlessly exciting celebrity footage, yet little or no recognition is paid to the Monolo foot...

YouTube's "Living Legends" series takes some of the biggest stars in entertainment and puts them out on the interwebs to answer whatever questions fans ask.  It's a cool way to get involved with some of the biggest names out...

Diet.com investigates what is really no secret: magazines take hot chicks and muck with them to make them hotter  We already know that every single picture on every single page of every single women's magazine is retouched...

They look just like momma!  In her ongoing effort to make herself look as batsh*t crazy as possible, Amy Winehouse decided to put herself in a viral video with a box of baby mice.  Sad thing is that the shriveled, gross-...

Legendary YouTube users, Smosh, are trying to get the word out on a food trend that is sure to sweep the nation.  "Beef n Go" is the miracle food product that lets you enjoy all the flavor of your favorite meats without...

Dan Meth unveils his latest diabolical creation: Alan Kaufman, Rock Star Accountant (tagline: "We Understand Your Vocals."). Alan had a rough tax season this year. Along with all the usual twerps looking for extra exemptions...

Since Madonna released her new single, "4 Minutes", there have been a plethora of YouTube fans making silly dance videos. She takes this opportunity to give her fans a pat on the back, and also to complain about how the...