Seriously, how did we miss this video when it came out in '07?  It's the living epitome of what Hollywood used to call "high concept": the ability to describe a brilliant blockbuster in one sentence or less.  In this case: ...

If you A) have actual weapons—swords, knives, guns, etc.— at your disposal and B) are actually looking for trouble, you DO NOT know how to fight like Jackie Chan.

Judo chop!!  This is how the Japanese settle a political dispute.  They square of in a ninja battle-to-the-death in the middle of a hearing!  If they brought this kind of awesomeness to American politics, surely they could...

Are you a burglar?  Are you planning a multimillion dollar heist?  Is your plan perfect, except for an itty-bitty detail?  You forgot to learn how to crack a safe before beginning the break-in?  Yes, sounds like a fool-proof...

Cool things that amazingly go together well: unhinged Gary Busey and skateboarding video games. Here, Gary Busey gives tips on how to customize your taunts to fully insult your opponent's mothers. We think Busey's hit on a...

In this installment of "Wainy Days," David wages war against a pro-violence girlfriend, innuendo-prone garden workers and his own incontinence. Normally a fuzzy-minded liberal when push comes to shove, the childhood memory of...

Dave's pal Rupert Jee looked about the Hello Deil and said to himself, "Karate here...no." Thus he set out to learn to how to "Strike hard. Strike first. No mercy." Or, perhaps Rupert just wanted break a board with his hand....

If there’s one dude who understands the kids today, it’s Demetri Martin, the Daily Show’s “youth spotting expert.” He drops knowledge on how-to put together a totally awesome kick-ass video resume and reveals that he can type...