Windows 7 was my idea. It was your idea. It was the idea of every nutcase who wanted a turtle-shelled bipedal robot that barks like a dog and smells like a bird drowned in a glass of Pepsi.

Oh, what marketing genius we have here! It's an overdub of Stewie and Brian Griffin promoting the new Windows 7, because those launch parties were such a success. In the words of one Family Guy fan, "Just...no." Our...

Surely you've seen Microsoft's rage-enducing "Windows 7 Launch Party" commercial from Microsoft by now.  You haven't seen it get the unnecessary censorship treatment, though.  It's amazing how a few well-placed beeps can turn...