"Honestly, I have no idea," David Letterman.
You're too modest, Dave. Obama clearly enjoys your company more than the goons at the U.N. World Summit.
Vodka with Medvedev again? No thanks. Get the POTUS to the Ed Sullivan...

Wait a second!?! You mean to tell us Barack Obama was a black man before he was elected President of these here United States.
Good thing it didn't get out and cost him the 2008 election.
